turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

by Jeremy December 5, 2002

turd burglar

a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement

that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar

by gomper November 24, 2006