TweetSlacking

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

by HentaiBlackBird September 6, 2021

that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.

Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...

by robertlsfo September 8, 2009

Teets

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

teetsj

A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit

Damn, teetsj!

by Von Zebon July 21, 2014

teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

by tomraukura April 2, 2007