Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.

Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.

by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013

Trout season

When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.

You just got trout seasoned.

by Toxic_Crusader April 14, 2014

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014

Troutcock

When a man does not wash enough a penis will, at times, smell like a trout.

I really like you.

I don't mean to be so stand-off ish.

But I think I may have some troutcock on the go ....
Give me a minute please ?
There's snacks in the fridge.

Be right back. Make yourself at home.

by Larseholepursuss February 7, 2021

Speckled Trout

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.

"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"

by Danimale August 30, 2016

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

by mandingoe October 20, 2005