Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

by provparkside December 18, 2012

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Le Trapeze

Le Trapeze is a on-premises swingers club located in Midtown Manhattan. They have been at 17 East 27th Street for over two decades. Le Trapeze is a couples-only swingers club and is a members-only club, but memberships can be bought at the door at the time of entry. The club has both private and open swinging (the mat room) areas where couples can have sex with each other, exchange partners, participate in group settings depending on what they are looking for/into.

There is a bar area where couple may remain in their clothes to meet other couples or couples may choose to disrobe (towels provided) and enter the more sexual area of the club.

My wife and I met a great couple this weekend at Le Trapeze and had sex with them in the mat room.

by M Bell January 23, 2008

trampeded

Death by trampling at the result of being in the front of the line at Wal-Mart on black Friday (the day following thanksgiving).

I'm so surprised - this year there was only one person who got trampeded!

by Seattle_Girl January 10, 2009

tragedy porn aficionado

Noun, usually a person. A person who shares news articles on social media about car accidents, drownings, house fires, weather- and other natural-disasters for the purpose of looking like you care about the victims. Also seen as an opportunity to offer thoughts and prayers in place of real support or help for the victims.

My friend posts daily articles about car accidents and house fires in her town, but she hasn't donated jack to help the victims. She's a total tragedy porn aficionado.

If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.

by Notasue September 19, 2017

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

tragedy of the commons

When a finite resource is exploited by one and all, with the rationale that if I don't exploit it my brother will. The end result is the exhaustion of that resource. i.e. hoarding.

The massacre of the buffalo in America by early settlers for sheer sport, was a completely unneccessary tragedy of the commons.

by Tony Pease August 28, 2003