Townsend

A Townsend is a man of the people. Known to be an expert botanist, a world renowned gardener, a history buff, and an Olympic level walker. Townsends can be seen in the wild on long walks, usually staring up at the trees in deep thought. Townsend’s are know to feed only standing in an upright position in the kitchen and avoid sitting down to dine at all costs. Their only known weakness is eating in a car or someone putting a sticker on them.

“Look quick! Check out that Townsend over there peeing in the back yard even though there is a perfectly good bathroom inside!”

by Woo Pig Sooie October 12, 2023

Townsend

A person, typically someone older, that loves a sports team that hasn’t been relevant for years but still thinks they are the best team of all time.

God there goes Townsend again with the redwings. He keeps talking about how good they WERE. Ugh. Let’s leave.

by Walker00791 August 1, 2018

Regan Townsend

Regan Townsend is a slur. It can also be used to describe someone who is a short Mexican girl, kinda like a Chihuahua. This word can be used to define a lesbian you hesitates to punch a table. A Regan Townsend is also someone who sucks at soccer and can shatter your knees is necessary.

“Dude, that girl over there is totally a Regan Townsend
“Bro you can’t say that, it’s a slur”

by WikidWalkr June 24, 2022

Townsend

To vomit very early in an evening out

"She went out for anall night sesiion but Townsended on his shoes at just 8 o'clock."

by King Pod January 15, 2008

port townsend

a town where drugs are a huge issue..

a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..

A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.

Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!

by cocoachicken December 3, 2007

stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

Port Townsend

Port townsend is a small town in western washington...
many old people live here.....there is nothing to do.. port townsend and gig harbor can relate =!

Port townsend is so borrrrrrrrring

by trendy kim December 14, 2007