during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'
by ryan daugherty November 17, 2007
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by Emily Huu April 08, 2019
The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
You: My name is Taylor not Tyler.
Me: sorry that was a Toups.
(Blaming spellcheck for misspelled word)
Me: sorry that was a Toups.
(Blaming spellcheck for misspelled word)
by Enivegnar March 04, 2016
Also referred to as "Toupee", when one gets so hammered at a party they begin to think they can dance. A toup is usually accompanied by a large crowd gathering around to laugh or gawk at the spectacle. (Note: This only applies when the person really CANT dance)
"Oh my god look at Jared he's hammered. What's he doing, is he, OH MY GOD JARED'S ABOUT TO TOUP"
Girl: "Wow did you see that chubby kid toupee last night?"
Guy:"His name is Jared AND HE'S BIG BONED"
Girl: "Wow did you see that chubby kid toupee last night?"
Guy:"His name is Jared AND HE'S BIG BONED"
by J-roc geog November 02, 2014
Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 September 30, 2010
Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby February 20, 2016