Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 4, 2017

Touched Cloth

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

by Josh_S September 10, 2006

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004