Touched by the jab 

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

Touched by the jab by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

touched up 

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

touched up by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007

touched up 

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

touched up by Anonymous June 23, 2003

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

touched by the tar brush by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 4, 2017

Touched Cloth 

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

Touched Cloth by Josh_S September 10, 2006

Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.

I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.

Touched in the head by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

Touched by Jesus 

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Touched by Jesus by Comero February 13, 2004