by Dean Clower August 25, 2006
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Guy playing xbox: Ahh i can't believe that fucking Skorge got me again!
Girlfriend: Anything I can do to help baby?
Guy playing xbox: Yeah, give me a torque blow
Girlfriend: Anything I can do to help baby?
Guy playing xbox: Yeah, give me a torque blow
by Jasexy July 8, 2009
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I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.
by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005
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by JKasper85 August 26, 2012
Get the Torque Video mug.1) A measurment of strength, power, speed, skill, or any physical quality in general.
2) A rating scale used to rate a girls' looks or body.
3) Morning wood.
Antonym- Torqueless
2) A rating scale used to rate a girls' looks or body.
3) Morning wood.
Antonym- Torqueless
1)"He can only bench press 115, so he's got no torque."
2)"Oh, she's got torque!"
3)"Man, I had major torque this morning."
2)"Oh, she's got torque!"
3)"Man, I had major torque this morning."
by Bignig9000 July 22, 2012
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Guy B: I know, right?
Jose: jess I am, want to go blow some dudes?
Guy A/B (simultaneously): NO! you fucking toqueerto
Guy B: I know, right?
Jose: jess I am, want to go blow some dudes?
Guy A/B (simultaneously): NO! you fucking toqueerto
by XxAleXx May 18, 2013
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1) To screw someone out of money; to back out of an agreement in a deceitful manner; shady business dealing with dishonorable associates.
2) the action or practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth.
3) A false French pretension of quality and importance without substance.
4) Smiling in ones face while stabbing them in the back.
5) An attempt to pass off something that is of bad quality
6) An attempt to cloak something that is evil or ugly; something that is gilded.
7) Trying to serve a bad product, such as bad food, through the means of trickery.
8) A putrified French stew; spoiled food.
1) To screw someone out of money; to back out of an agreement in a deceitful manner; shady business dealing with dishonorable associates.
2) the action or practice of deceiving someone by concealing or misrepresenting the truth.
3) A false French pretension of quality and importance without substance.
4) Smiling in ones face while stabbing them in the back.
5) An attempt to pass off something that is of bad quality
6) An attempt to cloak something that is evil or ugly; something that is gilded.
7) Trying to serve a bad product, such as bad food, through the means of trickery.
8) A putrified French stew; spoiled food.
"Man, that place screwed all of its employees, They got troqueted!"
"I don't think this deal is safe. It looks pretty shady to me. I'd back out or they're going to troquet your ass!"
"That dude threw a lot of fancy French words around but everyone knew he was full of shit! Dude is a total troquet!"
"That bitch smiled in my face and gave me the troquet"
"a troquet of deceit"
"That place totally sold us a bunch of crap. We got troqueted!"
"I opened up the pan and there was a troquet of rotten food".
"I don't think this deal is safe. It looks pretty shady to me. I'd back out or they're going to troquet your ass!"
"That dude threw a lot of fancy French words around but everyone knew he was full of shit! Dude is a total troquet!"
"That bitch smiled in my face and gave me the troquet"
"a troquet of deceit"
"That place totally sold us a bunch of crap. We got troqueted!"
"I opened up the pan and there was a troquet of rotten food".
by ThievesAmongUs February 14, 2014
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