Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

Toobin

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.

"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"

by fabulogue October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.

Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.

by SEAZD October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020