Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen
The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.
by Moonstanders October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"
by fabulogue October 19, 2020
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Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”
by RightRev October 20, 2020
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Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call
Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred
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Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!
"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"
by Lope Status October 19, 2020
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TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.
I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.
by VileBoy October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020
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