by Fischhead October 19, 2020

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.
by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
by RightRev October 19, 2020

I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.
by WastedDaylight October 19, 2020

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
by Lope Status October 19, 2020

Toobin' is the act of inadvertently exposing one's genitals and mastubating during a Zoom session when one mistakenly believes that the screen is muted and not visible to other participants.
The act of being seen by colleagues on a Zoom session engaging in an act of self-pleasure. He claimed that he began Toobin', but was unaware that he was still connected to the online video conference.
by wbvr3 October 20, 2020

by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020
