Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fischhead

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

Porch Monkey by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

TOOBIN by Fischhead October 19, 2020

The shortcut word for Chuck Shumer and Nancy Pelosi.

Trump: I want my wall!
Chancy: When hell freezes over!

Trump: But we need border security.
Chancy: No we don't. Your not getting it.

Chancy by Fischhead January 9, 2019

Somebody getting caught for taking advantage of someone sexually, using his or her status for leverage.

Man, Al Franken got weinsteined!!!

Weinsteined by Fischhead December 18, 2017