toupee

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"

by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Toupee

When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man

Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.

by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

tonneey

A very athletic and tall and smart he is so hilarious he is a very attractive person not selfish at all

There is Tonneey the best at sports

by hrhyFly June 1, 2017

Topee

An Introvert love being lonely and if someone approach him. He treated them special to gain there attention you want.

"A poor man such an Topee"

by topee May 10, 2022

Toupee

A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee

I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy

by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024