Tom Brady

One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.

Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."

by patsfan21 October 20, 2009

Tom Brady

Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.

"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."

by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009

Tom Brady

See "champion". Quarterback of the New England Patriots. He's not the most talented player to ever play in the NFL, but he knows how to win.

3 Superbowl rings. Tom Brady already has 3 more rings than Peyton Manning will ever have.

by J_breeze August 23, 2006

Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.

Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.

by JayT12 January 31, 2010

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

Tom Brady

Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.

Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!

by Packersdabest January 21, 2011

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005