Toliet paper

The softest, most useful material on earth. A beutifal soft piece of paper used to clean anything wet or dirty. Usually coming in a roll, and used mainly in the bathroom.

"I used the whole role of toliet paper after that dump"

"Bro, here's some toliet paper to wipe that off"

by A dead man January 15, 2018

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt

Ong fr fr that’s what I’m saying

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Tolilot

An ice cream wrapper that has a dick in it.

Joe: Bro can i eat your tolilot?
Nig: Sure bro. lick it all you want
Joe: Yum!

by XiaoSupremo March 14, 2018

The Tolik Effect

When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.

H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.

by THE F GURU November 4, 2019

√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

by jifter November 7, 2010

tolillo

A pedophile. Particularly a male with an obsession with younger females.

Example. “That tolillo was staring at the children in the park as if they were sexual toys“.

by Marco543 January 8, 2014

Tolin MaTubbin

A lil bitch

Oh you know Tolin Matubbin? He's a lil bitch

by ColinMACUBB November 23, 2019