by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019
Get the Toffee Apple mug.An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
Get the Somerset Toffee Apple mug.Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
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Get the Sticky Toffee Pudding mug.An acronym meaning, "Take one for the team"; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka Skibber).
by dphavoc October 16, 2008
Get the TOFT mug.we were on a losing streak ever since the BBW showed up and started hangin round and every one was ignoring her. to break our losing streak I TOFTT.
by snappy2 March 28, 2008
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