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Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king
There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”
by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019
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Today

The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.
by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017
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Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.
Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.
by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009
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Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay May 9, 2014
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Toni Topaz

Toni Topaz is a 17 year old character from a TV show called Riverdale. Toni Topaz is Bisexual and is dating Cheryl Blossom who is a lesbian. In season 2 she was introduced as Jughead Jones helper who would show him around Southside High School. Toni Topaz is now living in Cheryl Blossoms house with her.
Hi I'm Toni Topaz the bartender at Southside's white wrym and who is also dating the HBIC Cheryl Blossom.
by Boss_bella1738 January 8, 2019
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topdazailover

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml
P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop
by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022
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Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019
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