TJ!

Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.

Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*

by Tyler Ardizzle April 05, 2007

TJ

Slang for Tijuna, a Border town in Mexico that borders San Diego, California.

18 Year Old Kid: "Hey, let's go to TJ tonight and get wasted."

by KBach February 08, 2008

Tj

a tool.

K: Whos that?
M: Just some clingy guy, he wont leave me alone.
K: Definitely Tj

by dracosgirl49 August 24, 2011

TJ

Too. Juiced. Meaning overly excited

Am TJ for that house party tomorrow

by FrizzyDee May 03, 2011

TJ

Trolljob = forum lingo for a faggot who has nothing better to do than be an idiot.

What a terrible TJ. That asshole has nothing better to do with his time.

by GAYMENS September 17, 2008

Tj

Tj is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he's the funny, kind and an awesome person. He's tall and skinny with nice hair. He does well with the girls do to being the hottest boy at school, but is loyal and very sweet to his girlfriend. He is very athletic and can pick up a sport fast. Hes the sweetest cutest nicest hottest guy you will meet

Person 1: Tj's the hottest kid at school
Person 2: I know I wish he was my boyfriend

by dsdfyvhsbjcknjbvkhikdbjv nkl November 27, 2019

Tj

White guy withe biggest peen 30-40 inches long

Tj has a big peen

by Leeooeoe April 17, 2020