To put oneself responsible for one's brethren, to serve and protect them from harm, while fighting evil forces with iron fists; to be aware that every move one makes can jeopardize the firearm's safety, and take steady but cautious measures while keeping the situation in tandem.; to run towards danger while handling it with grace and absolute control; to hold the line, and enjoy it. Do you even Titan?
To titan: When I titan, I mostly feel like a Field Medic/Universal Soldier. Here are my responsibilities:
1) Kill adds as fast as possible. If every 3rd kill is not a melee, I bring dishonor to my order. If my Hunter and Warlock friends have had to stop shooting the boss to fight a measly dreg, shank, or goblin for more than a brief few seconds, I am shamed for all the world to see.
2) Deploy bubble and revive my squishy brethren. If they stay dead long enough to choose to respawn, I have failed in my duty.
3) If 1 & 2 have been accomplished already, resist the urge to punch the boss in the face. I occasionally get carried away with how easily I mow through the adds, get ballsy, and forget that the bosses can all OHK me. This one is tough. I usually switch to my HMG and instead get carried away with how awesome my gun looks and sounds while I am shooting. Then I remember how much fun it is to punch things in the face, which is convenient because by now the adds have respawned.
4) Go back to step one.
1) Kill adds as fast as possible. If every 3rd kill is not a melee, I bring dishonor to my order. If my Hunter and Warlock friends have had to stop shooting the boss to fight a measly dreg, shank, or goblin for more than a brief few seconds, I am shamed for all the world to see.
2) Deploy bubble and revive my squishy brethren. If they stay dead long enough to choose to respawn, I have failed in my duty.
3) If 1 & 2 have been accomplished already, resist the urge to punch the boss in the face. I occasionally get carried away with how easily I mow through the adds, get ballsy, and forget that the bosses can all OHK me. This one is tough. I usually switch to my HMG and instead get carried away with how awesome my gun looks and sounds while I am shooting. Then I remember how much fun it is to punch things in the face, which is convenient because by now the adds have respawned.
4) Go back to step one.
by the_titan October 09, 2014
Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?
Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
by Doubt is trout November 13, 2016
"Last night was great!"
"What'd you do?"
"I went out with Mary."
"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"
*high fives*
"What'd you do?"
"I went out with Mary."
"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"
*high fives*
by McFatty May 04, 2005
A sexual position where you penetrate your partner from the rear (as in the famous scene from the film “titanic”) in front of the refrigerator, you precede to open the freezer and grab a full ice tray, you then smack your partner in the face with the ice tray, while yelling “Iceberg right ahead” in your best British accent.
by BoliverClothesOff October 22, 2006
a horrible disaster, but also an extremely sad movie. Its my favorite movie though. BUT IT MAKES ME CRY! some memorable quotes:
Rose DeWitt Bukater: "I'll Never let go Jack. I'll never let go.
Jack Dawson: "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
Jack Dawson (when Rose says he must have had a love affair with the woman he drew) "No no no no no, just with her hands. She had beautiful hands, you see. She was a one-legged prostitute"
JACK DAWSON WAS HELLA HOT!
Rose DeWitt Bukater: "I'll Never let go Jack. I'll never let go.
Jack Dawson: "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
Jack Dawson (when Rose says he must have had a love affair with the woman he drew) "No no no no no, just with her hands. She had beautiful hands, you see. She was a one-legged prostitute"
JACK DAWSON WAS HELLA HOT!
by like im gonna tell u July 12, 2008
"Poetic justice, the Titanic, man's symbolic triumph of everything that is rather large, has sunk to the bottom of the ocean."
by Exploboom October 11, 2008
A very large shit that is so big the toilet cannot swallow it in whole... However, eventually the pressure from the water flow will cause the shit to break in half and be flushed away in two parts. Some say they think they can hear Leonardo DiCaprio confessing his love for Kate as the turd is broken and sent to the bottom of the sea.
The other day I had Taco bell for lunch and dinner and man, that night...(shakes his head back and forth slowly) I launched a Titanic out to sea, I thought I was giving berth to a horse!
by Christobon December 19, 2007