Your asian friend gets too wasted/sauced and goes too hard/ too ham/rages out of control and does inappropriate dance moves involving handstands/bridges/grinding, annoys DJs such as Lil Cee and Beatbreaker, dances on tabletops/bars/amps/or any raised flat surface and ends the night trying to bike to the ocean going the wrong way
"Yunmi we are putting you in time out" "Yunmi go in time out" "You need to control your friend she's in time out"
by fizzle12345 December 5, 2012
Get the time out mug.Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place.
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
my "Friend": that shirt makes you look fat...
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
by OakRobin LTD November 21, 2017
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A Crappy Bar in Myrtle Beach, SC most known for its dismal shows, tired clientel, and sticky bathrooms.
by Jaded_youth42069 May 5, 2011
Get the Time Out mug.(1) When a child is punished for some sort of misbehavior and forced to spend time sitting by themselves (usually in quiet and without any sort of video games/TV/entertainment).
(2) (Less commonly) Baltimore slang for cops/law enforcement. For example, drug dealers in Baltimore will shout out "time out" when they see a police car nearby so as to alert other dealers and customers of the police presence.
(2) (Less commonly) Baltimore slang for cops/law enforcement. For example, drug dealers in Baltimore will shout out "time out" when they see a police car nearby so as to alert other dealers and customers of the police presence.
*Several drugs dealers are hanging out on a street corner selling scramble and ready (Baltimore slang for highly cut heroin and crack). They're about to make a sale to a customer, when suddenly, a police car pulls up to the nearest intersection
Drug dealer 1: What'chyu say you need?
Customer: Lemme get two fives of the ready.
Drug dealer 1: "Time Out, yo! Time out!"
Drug dealer 2: A'right yo, I got'chyu. It's hot though, for real. Come with me around the corner. . .
Customer: Alright.
Drug dealer 1: What'chyu say you need?
Customer: Lemme get two fives of the ready.
Drug dealer 1: "Time Out, yo! Time out!"
Drug dealer 2: A'right yo, I got'chyu. It's hot though, for real. Come with me around the corner. . .
Customer: Alright.
by saetia95 April 23, 2018
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derived at baseball practice when the lacross team ran by and the coach decided to call a "time out" from practice.
derived at baseball practice when the lacross team ran by and the coach decided to call a "time out" from practice.
by Zack Al November 3, 2005
Get the time out mug.When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
by Babbo August 27, 2008
Get the #2 time out mug.A game played by youngsters to take claim of items that belong to someone else. You call "time out, time out" while touching something that belongs to someone else and that makes it yours for the taking. You can also call a preemptive "time out, time out" to protect your belongings. Note: food is most often the desired object in this game as other items are too expensive or valuable to be subject to such silly child's play.
Billy, Ray Ray, and Tommy are in the lunch line at their middle school. Pizza is being served that day and everyone loves pizza.
The cafeteria lady places a piece of pizza on Billy's tray. Ray Ray sees the golden opportunity and he reaches over to touch Billy's slice of pizza while saying "time out, time out." Billy now has to give up his pizza to Ray Ray.
Tommy sees the above take place so as soon as the cafeteria lady puts a slice of pizza on his tray, he touches his pizza and calls a preemptive "time out, time out" to prevent anyone from claiming his pizza.
The cafeteria lady places a piece of pizza on Billy's tray. Ray Ray sees the golden opportunity and he reaches over to touch Billy's slice of pizza while saying "time out, time out." Billy now has to give up his pizza to Ray Ray.
Tommy sees the above take place so as soon as the cafeteria lady puts a slice of pizza on his tray, he touches his pizza and calls a preemptive "time out, time out" to prevent anyone from claiming his pizza.
by Douglas Teel November 25, 2007
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