X-ties

The decade of the years 2010-2019 similar in name to previous decades such as the twenties, thirties, etc. Named the X-ties because by roman numerals:
2010: MMX
2011: MMXI
2012: MMXII
2013: MMXIII
2014: MMXIV
2015: MMXV
2016: MMXVI
2017: MMXVII
2018: MMXVIII
2019: MMXIX

The X-ties look to be just as eventfull as the Noughties

by Hirork July 7, 2010

Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.

Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.

by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021

kids these days

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.

'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'

by anarcissie October 29, 2011

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003