Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.

-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.

by Acephalism February 25, 2011

food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.

I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!

by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008

toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013

Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

by Team Eden August 23, 2011

Toddler

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal

Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers

by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010

Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

by JD Ellis February 25, 2008