Thundercunt

(noun) an unreasonably mean spirited woman demonstrating massive amounts of unnecessary and unwaivering bitchiness.

(noun) an obese woman who is bitchy beyond belief.

If you live in NY, you know that Senator Hillary Clinton is a Thundercunt.

"Man, Moesha don't got no love for a nigga lately. She be pissin' an' moanin' when I ain't do nuthin' wrong! She's a straight up Thundercunt!"

by JCLPE May 17, 2006

Thunderchode

Penis of moderate length but extreme girth. Often those with thunderchodes chime "girth is more important than length" and take dick pics next to unseemingly wide objects

Guy 1: Dude, I heard Tyler is talking to your girl.
Guy 2: I'm not worried. I heard his dong is only 6 inches.
Guy 1: Yeah, but hes got a thunderchode. He'll split her in half.

by ninety9rising December 1, 2016

Thundercunt

A shot hit by Andros Townsend

“Andros Townsend is on the ball”
“He’s fucking hit it”
“That’s an absolute thundercunt”

by AndrosTownsendsMother September 13, 2021

Thundercunt

A Thundercunt is a no good, idiotic, back stabbing, hypocritical, narcissistic, egotistical female who has no self worth or thought for other people. Her attitude has physically manifested itself in the form of her vagina causing it to smell rotten as if it was covered in garbage, lit on fire, gang banged by a 100 whales, and then shit on.

You see that girl over there, I heard she screwed over brad. Man she is such a thundercunt for that."

by Nevermourne studios August 26, 2013

Thundercunt

Biggest cunt of them all. Like, the highest rank.

You'd have to be a pretty fucking disgusting fucker to get this title.

Only the special people that suck most get it.
Like the blue bell.
Or any of the Kardashians.

We call her Thundercunt because well...
What else would you call her? She's a fucking bitch.

by THISNAMEISINUSEGODDAMMIT August 24, 2011

Thundercunt

A cunt infused with the Will of Zeus

The story of Thundercunt began with a cunt so mighty that zeus himself descended from the heavens and attempted to conquer it only to be cast aside in mere seconds, zeus saw potential and infused it with his will, not his wrath as it was already mighty.

by Boof-Hendo June 1, 2013

Thunderchicken

US Marine Corps slang for the vertical take-off and landing aircraft V-22 Osprey

"Yeah, we had to jump into a hot AO... did it out the ass of a thunderchicken... bitchin."

by Cajun Scientist June 21, 2009