For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
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He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.
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