Thumper

A street level police officer that never progresses in rank, due to his inherent nature to never stop crime but to continually thump and boot-strap strictly for the purpose of combat and entertainment. The officer is usually justified in each case, but the "thumping" isnt not necessary.

I really hate responding to John's code twos... There is always some fight about to take place because he is one real thumper.

by Marsh February 14, 2005

Thumper

Very Large Buttocks aka Phat Ass aka Junk In The Trunk aka Donkey aka Big Booty aka Bubble Butt

DAMN! Chorty Gotta Thumper!!!!

by CvEck0 January 3, 2009

Thumper

One who goes around citing or "thumping" the bible to everyone he or she meets.

Here come those (Mormon or Jehova Witness(insert anoying religion of your choice)) bible thumpers trying to get us to join their cult.

by theantithump November 17, 2006

Thumper

Thumper is a amazing person who thinks she is a loser which is a obviously lie she is the most amazing person.

thumpers on another level.

by i<3youbbbbfffff July 28, 2011

Thumper

Term used to define that fat chick at the bar that gives it up to anyone and everyone. Usually a carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases.

I'm never drinking again, I got wasted and woke up between Thumper's fat rolls.

by jr0k May 26, 2011

Thumpering

To not say anything in response to someone's action or speech because you have nothing good to say; as in the Disney film "Bambi", when the character Thumper is scolded by his mother for saying something unflattering to Bambi.

"Hey, what did you think of my poem?"
Total silence.
"Aw, man, you're thumpering me!"

or

"What did the girls think of your dress?"
"They thumpered me."

by Blackbead February 5, 2010

THUMPER

Your ass is getting THUMPPED!!!
A serious heartattack!!
A wake up!!!
Crazy PERSON!!!
Step the f*ck Back!!!
A ture friend with a big heart!

Bambie and thumper laying in the woods by the big oak tree.

by wildlife4mee June 21, 2006