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Thumbscrew

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.
Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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Flaming Thumbstick Wang Job

When an English guy is getting a handjob and the girl proceeds to shove a lit match into his penis hole.
Flaming Thumbstick Wang Jobs hurt like a bitch!
by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011
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thumbsucker

(definition not related to the movie by the same title)

Apparently a newspaper article that Veep Dick Cheney, (rumored de facto President), seeks to discredit.

Possibly reflecting British slang for "immature weakling" implying that intellectual "weenies" are piling onto Cheney's decline in power with pondering analysis.

On "Meet the Press", 9/10/06, host Tim Russert questioned the Vice President about an article in the New York Times published on the same day entitled "Cheney’s Power No Longer Goes Unquestioned" by David E. Sanger and Eric Schmitt.

(Admittedly the specific meaning needs pegging better, but hey this is a start.)
"...that (New York Times article) is just another one of those thumbsuckers..." -- Richard "Deadeye Dick" Cheney (Sept. 10, 2006)
by Slangard September 10, 2006
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thumblock

a greco-roman wrestling move, originating from southwest florida, in which one grappler penetrates the other's asspipe with his thumb
throw in the thumblock!!
by Chuck Blonde January 5, 2008
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thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008
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thumbsicle

In an attempt to prevent thumb sucking one inserts the suckers thumb in to an ass (not the suckers ass) and creates a nasty tasting treat.
While my girlfriend was sleeping I inserted her thumb up my ass creating a thumbsicle as an attempt to prevent her from sucking her thumb.
by jakjonz May 29, 2014
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Thumbfuckery

A typo on a smart phone fucking you over due to lack of thumb control or sausage thumbs.
Sorry about that typo, I encountered a little thumbfuckery.
by ees77 January 6, 2015
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