thumbing off

the process of clicking on your own submissions thumbs up button

like jerking off your ego

That idiot spends the whole day on various websites just thumbing off

example 2: every time i check my urbandictionary entries i end up thumbing off

by streigh July 23, 2009

Throbbing Bicycle

The Throbbing Bicycle is a daring sexual act, which is extremely difficult to accomplish, but will make you feel magnificent if you pull it off! in which a female is on hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her, exposing her open anus. The male, about 50 feet away with his pants off and on a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot away from the female. He well then jam the front brake, causing his bike to buck him forward at an exceding speed through the air, sending his erect penis into the woman's anus at a speed close to 20 mph.

Sally thought I was just being kinky- till I ripped her ass apart with a throbbing bicycle. Now she doesn't call me anymore.

by Squishy Banana December 14, 2008

Throbbing hood

Takes from the hoes and gives to the virgins

Duuddddeeeeee, had the craziest idea let’s do a throbbing hood

by Perilousbasher3 April 15, 2019

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

Skinny Tubbing

Instead of swimming in a pool or other large body of water naked, you go hot tubbing naked!

Ian: Hey Alice, you wanna go skinny tubbing with me? you know you do

Alice: Go fuck yourself *slaps*

by moonzeppelin October 23, 2008

man-tubbing

The act of two or more males spending an evening in a hot tub or jacuzzi together without any female counterparts present.

Erik invited the boys over for a night of man-tubbing and PBR.

by ZackyPants January 10, 2011

Pelvis thrusting

The act which a male may partake of violently thrusting his pelvis back and forth as a means of travel. This is usually done towards a person you are travelling towards in order to make it really awkward for the other person.

"Omg that guy is Pelvis thrusting towards me again"

by ryucaelum May 12, 2014