Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

throozelair

When you wanna kiss someone who’s not with you , you give them a throozelair , a through the air ..kiss

Ohkay bb I give …. Throozelair ! muy bien

by Illkillyahmo April 10, 2022

Baltimore Throne

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.

Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.

by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013

Nolan Throne

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.

That kid is a real Nolan Throne!

by lil sas February 23, 2017

throngled

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.

"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."

by serialthrongler January 7, 2016

Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.

Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.

by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007