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Free Thinker

a) One who relies solely on themselves to make judgments based on their own perception of the world rather than blindly accepting what is told or implied by an outside influence, which is usually some kind of authoritarian figure.

Usually associated with non-conformists...
Very few people in this world have realized that they have access to and the ability to perform independent thought. While everyone has the ability, only the free thinker uses it, because he knows what he wants.
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Twinkle Moment

A twinkle moment occurs when you make eye contact with someone. During the eye contact there's a little twinkle because you both know you're thinking about the same thing but you don't say anything about it.

Twinkle moments can occur between two people in many different settings. It could happen during a dinner party between you and someone across the table, between you and a coworker when listening to a boss's presentation at work, or so many other situations.
Gabby: I passed Alex, that guy I hooked up with on Friday, when I was walking to class.
Ella: Did you say hi??
Gabby: No...He was walking with a girl. But we had a twinkle moment.
by Margorita December 5, 2013
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Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans
Shawn Langhans pwns the world.
by Ethan July 13, 2004
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Thinkering

Getting down on one knee, curling one's wrist to one's chin, and looking up, mimicking the pose of Auguste Rodin's classic sculpture "The Thinker".

(Created by Dave Silverman, reported by Staks Rosch, "Thinkering: The atheist answer to Tebowing", Dec. 30, 2011, examiner.com)
In response to the fundamentalist craze of Tebowing, American Atheists President Dave Silverman has come up with an atheist version called "Thinkering."
Someone commented that the pose looked too similar to Tebowing, to which Silverman responded: "That's the point. The difference is we don't bow our heads in blind submission, rather we consider and conclude for ourselves."
by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012
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Tinklepuff

Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"
by FlexGunship February 27, 2017
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