When you take a massive shit and shove it in your crush’s vagina do when she starts bleeding you can drink her blood and then finger her pussy until she has a urinary track infections
Oh my god I think Brian they’d me I have 7 urinary track infections now
Person 1: That’s what They said…
Person 2: They is wise and all powerful, we must bow down and worship They, and give them all our cheeses.
Person 1: I agree.
Christian: Sir, sorry for bothering you, but do you know the where the nearest pharmacy is? My phone’s battery is dead.
They: He he he he he 🤝🏻 I know he he he, yes I do know where the nearest pharmacy is 🤝🏻 I own the nearest pharmacy he he 🤝🏻 Come, let me take you.
Christian: Uhh thank you, sir.
They: That will be 10 dollars for taking you he he he 🤝🏻 Don’t mind the price tags, they are outdated. The up-to-date prices are double what you see here he he he 🤝🏻