NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

therapee

(not to be confused with therapy): a person undergoing some form of therapy by a private therapist.

since i don't need a therapist, i can't be considered a therapee.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2015

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008

Therapist

A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more

Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019