thneedery

Committing the vile act of giving an article of clothing a new use.

“God did you see Lola using her old infinity scarf as a top? Thats a blatant act of thneedery!”

by Voomity November 24, 2021

Thneed

A thneed is an indument that could be used in a thousand different ways

(It appears in The Lorax)

If a t-shirt can be turned into a top, that’s a thneed

by Elesaro March 9, 2022

Thneed

A fine thing all people need. Created by The Onceler in The Lorax, it was made using the leaves of Truffula Trees. It sold for 3.98 (in what is assumed to be american dollars), and served many different purposes. It could be a pillow, rug, scarf, hat, carpet, bird nest, hammock, diaper, sponge, rug, the list goes on!

Everybody needs a Thneed!

by Delighten D.N November 21, 2022

thneed

An item, according to Dr Suess, which is most definately required.

You need a thneed.

by Raphael January 15, 2003

TheEnderKnightMC

kid who likes internet numbers, a minecraft enderman more scared of grass than water

Person 1: TheEnderKnightMC is so annoying!
Every single other person living: I know right?

by iiAmxzing May 15, 2021

Pasquale Thene

A person who puts keys that are well hidden to finish the level. Is also a YTer.

Someone else putting keydoors at the end of the level?!?! Must be a Pasquale Thene Jr!

by no (Unithlees) October 15, 2022

thejedshed

A far-out, state of mind on the web where 'Awake' 50ish boomers, reflect on the loss of liberty going on since their youth. They dare to compare 'actual' reality to a 1984 police state, in real time. They listen to Alex Jones live and play rock music or videos from the sixties to last week. They have fun, while commenting on what is 'normal' now, like all the old, grumpy, farts before them.

I was enlightened by thejedshed - did you know people once wore belts to keep their pants from falling down?

I was shocked by thejedshed, i mean, how could you live without an i-phone?

Thejedshed awakened me.

by aeroskyn September 9, 2011