The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

Burb The Worm

To masturbate; To jack off.

Dude, I got a boner. I'm gonna go burb the worm.

by Joe_no_homo May 22, 2010

flick the worm

the term ppl use to diss guys when they say "i need to rattle the snake". saying that their dick isn't as big as they say.

darren: hold up yall, stop the game, i need to rattle the snake.

abby: more like flick the worm

all the ppl around them laugh

by A - T0WN August 3, 2005

pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

Burp the worm

When one man is beating off another man, and he ejaculates. The man doing the beating usually has the initials D.A.J.

That guy Dan Alan Jones sure knows how to burp the worm!

by dyetti420 October 8, 2018

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016