wizard

A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.

Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.

by GQGUY November 16, 2006

Wizard

Can often replace the word " beast " or "animal". said after smebody does something amazing.

1. Yo Dawuud be mad Wizard at football
2. Sex with Rob last night was amzing hes like a wizard with that big wand!!
3. Damn that was mad wizard how you do that shit

by Default CPU Module 16482 November 15, 2011

Wizard

A magical being who uses a staff, wands do not count.
e.g Gandalf is a wizard, wheres Harry Potter is not.

Gandalf is a wizard

by AlpacaCat April 9, 2012

The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005

wizard

1)a proffesional male magician, usually of great age and knowledge and ranked of greater skill than a shaman or enchanter

2)one of great skill or knowledge in a certain area, especially computers

3)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

1)The wizard muttered a strange word, and with a wave of his hand he transformed the egg into an omelette.

2)Frank is a typing wizard.

3)I used the Win Zip (R) wizard to recongigure the files.

by Dannyboy July 1, 2003

Wizard

Drug slang for an ounce. Derived from the abbreviation oz. Which reads out as OZ. Which then formulates into Wizard of Oz.

Man, Chris picked up a Wizard of some dank headies the other night.

by CritterFur July 10, 2010

Wizard

1. A fictional character, "spell caster".

2. Term used on 4chan, used to describe an awesome person

1. There was a wizard in the forest who gave my mom a larger penis

2. ARE YOU A WIZARD?

by 2ninja4you2handle May 19, 2011