Telescop

Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you

“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop”

by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 21, 2021

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018