skimming the milk

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.

My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

by bama jammer July 27, 2006

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

by Blakito October 3, 2016

Skim Milk

A slang term for lesbian sex

Leslie: I went to the park with Mrs. Snurkle!
Rombo: OMG did you have skim milk!?
Leslie: YES it was awesome!

by Mr. Moofles January 26, 2011

Academic skim

What you do when you have 80 books to read for your paper and only a week to do so.

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've gotta academic skim."

by Godaisies June 12, 2010

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.

Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?

by Truffula June 19, 2023

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 8, 2023