A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
Get the putz mastermug. (Interjection): used especially to express mild disappointment, usually at not being able to join friends in an evening of debauchery.
by dcd$ March 17, 2011
Get the putzmug. Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.
That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019
Get the putz lifemug. Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.
by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021
Get the Putz-Watchingmug. Name given to a particularly small but friendy person. Beware though, this person can bite pinch & punch!
Hey here's come Peter Pupple Putz......quick run, he's gonna pinch us!
Oh look at James today, he's totally pupplicious!
Oh look at James today, he's totally pupplicious!
by Lurleen November 10, 2008
Get the Pupple Putzmug. Is an endearing term referring to a loved one. Mixture of American and German, with Putz being used in a manner that is complimentary.
by Miksta-AU March 2, 2011
Get the Shnookie Putzmug. by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005
Get the PUTZ MONKEYmug.