universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 24, 2024

short payment

A partial payment that is less than the total invoiced amount due to reasons like disputes, errors, or unapproved discounts.

To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.

by A. Patmos November 23, 2025

Foreign bond payments

A developing country can become destabilized when faced with foreign bond payments. A solution to this is lower interest rates. Or, perhaps investments to help a country develop its local economy in the future to be less reliant on others could make a difference.

Reenvisioning foreign bond payments can lower the risks of war, sex trafficking, corruption regimes, crime, hunger and starvation, drug trafficking and the diaspora that separates families through mass exits.

by Watchthenews August 4, 2019

booty payment

To repay someone you owe money to by allowing and accepting that they sodomize you.

I lost a bet to a fellow prisoners, but I was broke, so now I pay him back with small booty payments.

by togetraf March 15, 2016

defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

Payment

I'll get it from somebody.

Hym "No. The payment will come in one form or another. You aren't better than me."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025