kid

what teenagers claim they are not

mom: your just a kid! you dont need a credit card!

teenager: IM NOT A KID IM 13!

by Lilwaynesucks555 January 18, 2010

Kid

Something that you yeet across the room

Guy: my kid yeet
Mom: :|

by Corbin3645 November 9, 2020

kid

Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".

Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"

Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."

by Smithkakarot August 3, 2006

KIDS

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS

by Agustin101 April 18, 2008

Kid A

4th studio album by Radiohead. Arguably one of the greatest albums to come out of the first decade of the 21st century. It should be noted that to get the best experience out of the album, one should listen to it at a state of pure euphoria. In other words, it is recommended that one listens to it after smoking much pot.

Jon: "Dude, I am looking through your library and I have noticed we have not listened to, 'Kid A.'"

Paul: "No man, save it. We need to be at the highest of the highs before we can truly enjoy it."

by fredthemute January 7, 2010

kid

kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.

sortza bifta der kid.

by kyle harper March 15, 2004

kids

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

by urban asshole January 24, 2010