Bort Cuse

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

Borts

bussy shorts

yo you seen finsley walking through the hall after 1st period, his borts were poppin

by Ole' Balaclava April 22, 2023

Bort

A cars butthole

When a cat shows you it’s butthole, free bort

by Butterkup August 30, 2022

fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Bort

A small green frog with a straw hat.

Bort

Bort is adorable

Bortolemew doesn't like your attitude

by TheGamingWubba September 18, 2022

borting

another cool word for “boring”

“my day was borting asfff” - anna

by jay but mostly anna March 19, 2021

Borts

Boy jorts, like how bussy is boy pussy

Nice borts man, really covers your buddy up

by Courier69 August 8, 2024