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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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the future race

The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.
Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.

Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.
by lagSpleen April 30, 2008
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The Amazing Race

The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.
You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!
by Eugenecist January 11, 2013
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The human Race

A really dumb group of mammals who will fight over the smallest possible things.
The Human race will fight over dumb and stupid reasons, such as who's pet is cuter.
by Humanswillprobablydiesoon November 18, 2019
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The Bitch Race

The upcoming 2008 Presidential election race between Democratic Party nominee Hillary Clinton and GOP nominee Condoleeza Rice.
We're fucked no matter which bitch wins this one, folks.
by anonymous November 19, 2004
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The Mexican Race

The human race only has one race: Humans!

On the other hand, people having roots in Mexico, are currently being oppressed by the descendants of Immigrants from Europe.

The only Non-Immigrant Americans are the Native Americans. Even if you were born in the USA you are still a descendant of Immigrants, therefore you would be in the same situation as a black person born and raised in Germany or Iceland. You would still be a German or a Icelandic, yet a descendant of Immigrants.

The big difference is that Immigrants to the USA, Germany and Iceland DO NOT GENOCIDE the Natives.

Just ask a Native American.
The use of the Mexican Race is wrong.

Other ethnicities that have also been oppressed when they first immigrated to the USA are the Italians and Irish.

Coming to the USA is like joining a Fraternity: first get hazed, then accepted and finally you get to haze other new pledges (immigrants).
by Proud American since b4 1492 August 20, 2009
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