The Universal Question

Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a lesbian a Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a basketball Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a wood chuck a Vegetable or Hinderance?

by Da ppl January 11, 2004

The Cremation Question

The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.

guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!

by Ultimate-Rowlet June 24, 2020

The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.

John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.

by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020

The Burning Question

1: A question of great importance
2: A topic of great debate at the moment

The Burning question : are mandated constitutionally legal?

by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021

The breakfast question

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.

>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate

by bertyhell May 19, 2025

Popped the big question

Asked someone to marry you. Usually asked by the male to the female

While walking on the beach, Tommy popped the big question, and Melinda happily accepted. So this has become an engagement party.

by TommyNoleBuc April 3, 2023

the bitch in question

originating on twitter, it is a phrase used to point out that a woman is obviously gay

straight person: omg i bet she’s gay i have such a good gaydar

the bitch in question: *kristen stewart* *cara delevingne* ect

by jmlt15 April 7, 2020