Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

to the left

From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable",

1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off

2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.

3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.

BF: Baby, it wasn't me with that girl!
GF: Ain't got time for your excuses, playa.... to the left.

by Sugarfoot December 9, 2008

up the left

N. Ireland phrase. Describes something gone wrong or something in bad shape. Similar to the phrase describing something that has gone pearshaped.

The engine in my car blew up so it was safe to say it was up the left and I wouldn't be driving anywhere.

by OllyH July 19, 2006

pimple on the left

an unknown tough guy insult

Your looking like the pimple on the left

by LRB March 20, 2021

play you to the left

-when you get with someone and they quit talking to you afterwards

Raquel- "I got with this guy a couple days ago but he hasn't talked to me since."
Shanda= Girl you just gon let him play you to the left like that?"

by bubblicious69 January 14, 2009

Hanging slightly to the left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.

So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.

by Zackahree. September 21, 2006

played to the left

to be tricked, bamboozled, or lied to

Man, she was kissing me from my lips to my belly button and just stopped. She said she was gonna go all the way down, but she didn't. I had my hopes up and got played to the left.

by CedarGroveTrashMan December 13, 2008