The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.

I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night

by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.

Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?

by irish89 January 23, 2008

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

the Lyrical Hampster

A hampster from the streets with enough class to be called lyrical but with a smug edge so as not to be fucked with.

I'm the lyrical Hampster.. word em up. I hit kids with my mustang.. word em up.

by skrilla June 23, 2003