Dump-Truck Ass

Something you'll see in every Pixar movie

Elastigirl sure has a dump-truck ass

by Macleod96 April 28, 2020

Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.

After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.

by arlingojo December 28, 2011

Keep on truckin'

An extremely popular 1960's hippie saying that was made ubiquitously famous by the one-of-a-kind, extremely esoteric and eventually iconic comic strips and books which appeared and evolved from within the exquisitely unique mind of the mad-genius cartoonist R. Crumb. These three simple words of encouragement reinforced the then-prevailing idea that people should be able to feel confident about staying true to their own chosen life path and not allowing the outside world to get them down or force them to change who they wanted to be.

"Whether or not that peace march you're going on does anything to stop the war or not, just remember to keep on truckin'!"

by backinbowl August 30, 2013

Two trucks

Two trucks = having sex

truck 1: honk

truck 2: honkk

truck 1: honk hehe

truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk

two trucks is having sex

by ghostswithen October 18, 2020

Douche Truck

n. A pickup truck which is used by its douchebag driver to compensate for his lack of testosterone. Douche trucks differ from normal pickup trucks in that they generally are lifted, with large aftermarket tires and rims. Despite having a pickup bed and a massive engine, douche trucks are rarely used to haul anything but the driver and his idiot friends. The driver would not dare scratch his truck by hauling a load of wood in the back, despite the fact that the bed is Rhino-Lined to prevent dents and scratches.
The "douche factor" of the truck increases exponentially with the addition of Hurley or Fox Racing decals to the rear windows, or silhouettes of naked women on the mud flaps or rear window. "Truck Nuts", or the fake testicles sold for the purpose of hanging between the rear tires, are considered the highest level of truck douchebaggery.
The drivers of douche trucks also have little or no concept of the existence or purpose of their truck's turn signals, and tend to switch lanes or merge without signaling.

Man, did you see that douche truck on the freeway? He almost ran us off the road when he switched lanes!

by Prometheus Jones March 31, 2009

Midnight Truck

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.

“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”

by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020

too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.

*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck

by lipa4 February 22, 2018