Tether

A African, Caribbean, Black British/Canadian person who copies, imitates and appropriates Black American Culture.

So much that you can’t even tell where they are from. Most of them live in America.

A lot of them disrespect/envy Black Americans and their culture.

Tether: What’s happening my nigga! Go listen to my rap on SoundCloud it’s fye fasho!

Black American: Not much, aye where you from bruh?
Tether: I’m from Nigeria/Haiti
Black American: Dang you talk like a Black American and you a wannabe rapper! You lowkey a Tether.

by Coco.Btxch July 27, 2022

Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

tetherballs

when older men develop saggy balls.

"Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"

by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007

Tetherballs

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.

Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?

by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010

tethalia

The most beautiful girl inthe world. She is insane yet funny. She has a kind heart but can be bitchy at times. I still love her though. <3

Sara: Wow. I wish I was like Tethalia...

by Mufassaa123 November 9, 2012

tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014

tetherball group

A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.

*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*

by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021