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by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Testicliment

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.

Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...

by Zac P January 24, 2009

Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.

Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

tasticle

The act of licking the testes.

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012

Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.

Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!

by Tom Craven February 18, 2005

Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicle fetish

When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack

Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls

by Testicle fetish January 20, 2019