Testing

VERB:
Testing is when someone fondles their/someones testicles in a sexual manner.

Hey man this chick was awesome last night, right when i was about to nut she started testing me. aww that was awesome.

by mr grimm666 April 28, 2009

testify

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.

Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.

by Carey1234 March 14, 2009

Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about

My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts

by Beli_whodie May 7, 2015

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

Testing Their Luck

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.

Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.

by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021

transmitter testing

When I'm bored, I go "transmitter testing". This generally refers to me picking a random VHF frequnecy and transmitting music over it. Because I have a Vertex VX-150 as well as a 35-watt VHF amplifier attached to it the range is about 20 or miles, depending on if I am transmitting at full power or fractional power levels. I like to chose frequencies that are not being used, generally its a business radio service frequency or Marine VHF channel. I have however, transmitted over weatheradio (162.400 to 162.550 MHz) channels are that really pisses people off.

This is all, of course, illegal.

Guy who lives next to me: "How come all I hear on my weatheradio is Jimi Hendrix and Men At Work?"

Me: "I'm just transmitter testing"

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 31, 2004

Animal Testing

The pointless murder of innocent animals in the name of science. Not only are helpess animals killed and wasted so is a huge amount of money that could be put to better use. Groups like the A.L.F, E.L.F and PETA fight strongly against Animal Testing aswell as other animal rights issues.

"Animal testing is scientific fraud"

"Fuck the white coats"

by D.E March 17, 2004