Testicular Torsion

May god have mercy on your soul

testicular torsion

by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005

Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region

“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”

by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019

testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.

Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.

by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010

Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.

Gross! I just got a testicle wrap

by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009

Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009