by eugene latard September 26, 2010
A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.
Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.
All: Laughing
At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone
Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.
All: Laughing
At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone
Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
by abbyheartscheerios August 24, 2012
Something so beutiful it’s hard to even comprehend the way they look because it is absolutely stunning
by Austing15 January 31, 2019
The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.
1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
by Campaign for Tess/Stewie Griffin '08 January 08, 2008
Tess is cool
by Samanthathequeer November 08, 2020
by JussAyKunt November 28, 2012
by DRM December 23, 2003