Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.
Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.
Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.
Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.
Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.
Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
by Scottiemum May 20, 2008
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