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tehsuxorz

The cutsie way of saying that something has the property of sucking, in noun form.
Your thumb got chopped off? That's tehsuxorz, man.
by Laura Stephenson February 4, 2010
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Tesucci

Word coined by Lucy Ambache on Choice FM. Describes good looking clothes brought from the local supermarket.
Lucy : Wow Martin that's a nice jacket!

Martin : Yeah it's Tesucci!
by ClonedTwice July 10, 2010
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teasus

A man or woman who can make tea to such a high degree, that (s)he is only comparable to being a messiah of the art. (S)He can make the strongest of tea haters into believers. (S)He believes in the majesty of tea and puts all their soul into every cup. Also believes that tea can solve many if not most problems.
guy/girl: Sorry, I don't like tea.
teasus: just take one sip of tea, please, trust me.

he/she takes a sip
guy/girl: this...this is really good! how'd you make this taste so good? I've never had tea like this.
teasus: All tea is good, but not all makers have real passion for it. I'm glad you liked it. Teasus be with you.
guy/girl: And also with you.
by Teasus Christ September 5, 2013
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Tempura Wizard

Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
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tempusta

A person who is very gay and likes dick
Did you hear Robert is a tempusta?
by diepleaseuwu July 8, 2019
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tetsurosproperty

Amazing! Sexiest mf to walk the Earth! Hot, just hot, do I even have to explain this? Awooga!!
“Woah is that tetsurosproperty? They’re so seggsy!! Grrr arf arf awooga!!! God dayum!!!”
by Tendouslotionbottle March 9, 2021
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TEMS

A condition whose full form is Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome.

The diagnosis was first made by John Steinbeck when he said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Symptoms include, but are not limited to, simping for million and billion dollar companies without any incentive, believing in the ability to pick oneself up by the bootstraps in spite of repeated failures to do so, writing off poor and homeless people as lazy regardless of context, believing in the Just World Phenomenon, and believing in pure meritocracy.

Current treatment plans are based around in-depth study of sociology, history, and economics.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome (TEMS)? If so, you may be entitled to sociological, historical, and economic education. TEMS is known to have victimized working class people for over a century, and has halted upward mobility and welfare of the general public. We can help you find treatment and a cure.
by akuwardmoments August 9, 2022
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